She Who Twirls Flags

thechevroletimpala:

lady-tyrell:

wow this firefly haitus is really taking a while isnt it

i-o-u-an-assbutt:

hiiamfarid:

swagchat:

haliebrooke99:

swagchat:

man salads are the best thing in the world

Man, salads

no man salads

im likin that man salad

aknightlight:

opeeta:

watch-so-much-tv:

lailalilac:

ozzyosborntodie:

i want to be a librarian when i grow up because i’ll get paid to tell people to shut up 

How did I not think of this.

And you get to read all the books

Tumblr is the only place librarians are cool

I resent that remark—librarians are cool EVERYWHERE.

zelour:

that feeling of when you’re in a group of friends
but you’re not really in that group of friends

peturparkur:

everdeens:

We all agree that Josh Hutcherson looks like Squirtle

im not sure how

but i can see it

yourvoiceinnovember:

Every class has that one student where every time they talk or raise their hand the teacher is just like

theywillliveagaininfreedom:

hamburgay:

“beauty sleep” is such bullshit I sleep 12 hours a day and I still look like a trashcan

but a very cute trashcan

make all the other trashcan go BANGBANGCRASH

westbor0baptistchurch:

Realizing you wrote an unpopular opinion on tumblr.com

-apple:

i don’t understand how my room gets so messy when i literally sit in one spot with my laptop all day

what-a-kick-in-the-quad:

juilan:

“cis men love the idea of “ruining” a woman’s body (as shown by porn) and they get some sort of sick pleasure from thinking that after having sex with a woman, she will never be the same again.”

Oh shut the fuck up

Don’t get me wrong, I’m as much as a male feminist as the next, but for a philosophy defined as the fight for equality among genders, there is a lot of hypocritical and often times unnecessarily untrue statements being thrown around at the guys, as if they’re dumb beasts. Half the time I’m not sure if some feminists truly are relative to the cause or just want excuses to throw out their misandry, because the latter sure as hell isn’t doing anything to bring us closer to being equal.

The short version: This is why we can’t have nice things.

There would have been a MUCH better way to phrase this without insulting everyone. We love reminding people that men aren’t animals controlled solely by urges, but saying things like that just perpetuate the stereotype we work so hard to debunk. A better way would have been to say “patriarchal society promotes the idea of ruining a woman’s body” or something to that extent. Society promotes the idea that women aren’t the same after sex (ie popping the cherry, which fyi the hymen doesn’t actually tear or break unless something’s wrong, it really just stretches) and some really awful men (and women) run with the idea that women are changed or broken by sex.

TL;DR- Everyone has the potential to be an ass and the patriarchy just sucks.

You’re still logged on… Bitch(:

what-a-kick-in-the-quad:

chemicaltribe:

toothpastebitch:

iearoh:

ilovemumfy:

cutiepie-cas:

consultingpianistinthetardis:

fantasticsteve:

damn-a-frica:

1612th:

breadandfire:

1612th:

hi

DO U NOT SUPPORT GAYS??????

what

idk man i think its pronounced gif

imagine how is touch the sky

Dammit, Moon Moon!

if this gets 500,000 notes my mom will buy me the thing

SUPERWHOLOCK thingy

is that john green

im gonna kill myself

Feminism.

No, it says “never give up.”

bonesofbirch:

you are allowed to terminate toxic relationships

you are allowed to walk away from people who hurt you

you are allowed to be angry and selfish and unforgiving

you don’t owe anyone an explanation for taking care of yourself

fuckitfireeverything:

teengrrrlsquad:

why isn’t there a STRAIGHT pride parade?? why isn’t there WHITE history month? why isn’t there an international MEN’S day!? why isn’t there a hospital for WELL people?? why isn’t there a soup kitchen for RICH people??!?

#WHY ARE THERE NO CEMETERIES FOR ALIVE PEOPLE

jadinko:

*accidentally offends a video game character and has to reload save from 2 hours ago*

suklaaaa:

bunnyinafez:

iwantfitbody:

madamedepompador:

winchesterwolves:

moniker-padacklyte:

zillystring:

wasereborworthit:

mellowminty:

pizzaforpresident:

petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’

what about alaska

are we then normal canada

canada a bit to the left

What about South America? Is that just America? Or South South Canada?

i cried my ass of laughing

WARM CANADA

i caN’T BREATHE OH MY GOD

justplainsomething:

Dear guys who cry “Where are all the nerd girls at so I can date them!”,
Maybe if you stopped telling us we’re fake fans just whoring ourselves out for attention, we’d actually talk to you. As of now, we avoid you because we don’t feel like being called bitches if we just want to have a nerdy conversation without being demanded for sexual favors.