She Who Twirls Flags

She's A BIg Nerd Too

51,753 notes

[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
222,149 Plays
Beep me maybe

fritata:

nerf-car:

hey i just met you

and this is crazy

but here’s my number

so call me beep me if you wanna reach me

I had to hear it in song form.

(via brontechloric-acid)

121,928 notes

A while ago in my AP Chemistry class, this one annoying kid and my friend were having a weird argument about who was better. The annoying kid said, “Well, at least I have a girlfriend!” to which I responded, “Whatever. Your girlfriend has 67 protons.” In response, the entire class, including the teacher, turned their heads to look at the periodic table on the wall. The element with 67 protons is holmium, with the chemical symbol “Ho.” My teacher was the first to laugh.

garrusvakarianismygaylover:

(Source: mywordsremainsilent, via darthempress)

44,709 notes

7 deadly sins. put one in my ask. do it c:

Lust:
Something that I find attractive.
Pride:
Something that I like about myself.
Sloth:
Something that I dislike about myself.
Envy:
Something I wish I was better at.
Gluttony:
One of my favorite foods.
Wrath:
Something that gets me angry.
Greed:
Something I can’t get enough of.